10.18 - Sleep Deprived

I have been horribly sleep deprived for the last three days. I was supposed to get some sleep last night, but I stayed up pretty late catching up with an old friend. Along with that, my pillow was too high, I woke up in the middle of the night to pee (and unfortunately ran into the mirror during that excursion), I had a crazy dream, and I kept hearing a weird ticking sound coming from the vent. Due to all this, I woke up with a terrible headache-- and the way I usually remedy that is with coffee and yummy food. So that's what I did this morning-- right before receiving an unexpected surprise.

THURSDAY, October 18th
Breakfast
+ McDonald's Egg McMuffin
+ medium iced coffee
+ scoop of homemade baked apple crisp (for a coworker's anniversary celebration)
+ 1/2 Cinnabon cinnamon roll (one should not refuse gifts of food)

Shortly after I stuffed my face, a package was dropped off at my desk. It was a sample from Walmart that I apparently requested (according to the package) for a diaper sample, of all things. It was a DIAPER sample addressed to ME at my WORK place! (?!?!?!?!?!) And it was hand-delivered by one of our mailroom guys!!

First of all, I definitely did NOT request it. Second of all, diapers have nothing to do with my line of work-- so it couldn't have been a fluke. Therefore, I have come to the conclusion that someone is trying to tell me something (again). Perhaps he/she is trying to tell me to stop producing one of my infamous food bellies (see below)? Still, I feel there are much nicer ways in which this could have been brought to my attention-- not involving diaper samples at work. *pout, sigh* Must...stop...eating...

THURSDAY, October 18th (continued)

Lunch
+ mini, personal-sized Giordano's sausage deep-dish
+ 3 french fries with grated parmesan cheese sprinkled on top
+ 1/3 black & white cookie (yummy)
Pre-dinner Snack
+ 6 bites of Rockit rolls (cheesy meat-filled egg rolls...ohhh man)
+ two sips of Stoli orange vodka + tonic (tastes like Sprite + grapefruit + lime...yum)
Dinner
+ 1 glass of red sangria (with five cubes of apple and two mini pieces of orange-- I did eat them)
+ a whole mess of different tapas that I care not to list because I'm way too lazy for that
+ three scoops of banana crepes with banana and dark chocolate sauce

FATTIE RATING: 4.25