I'll pretty much eat or try anything—as long as it doesn't involve weird animal parts, underdeveloped duck embryo, pig blood soup, raw onions or garlic, cow stomach, exceptionally moldy or feet-smelling cheese, or cicadas. If I had a more refined palette, I would have been a taste tester or food critic. Unfortunately, I love plastic-wrapped American cheese singles just as much as mussels in white wine sauce. I have no standards or shame when it comes to eating. But that's fine because I prove to be a very useful companion for the light or finicky eater. I should put that on my resume.
SATURDAY, November 10th
Breakfast
+ scrambled eggs
+ beef fried rice
Lunch
+ small plate of pork adobo (eh)
+ two Filipino-style Chinese eggrolls (bleh)
+ 4 oz. light citrus punch
Dinner
+ one fried chicken drumstick
+ scoop of cheesy chicken and broccoli
+ scoop of penne with meat sauce
+ 10 pieces of shrimp (cocktail)
+ bite-sized mint brownie
+ bite-sized regular fudge brownie
+ three sips of Michelob Ultra
+ one sip of Coors Light
Late-night Snack
+ one double Chicago dog with grilled onions that I took off and replaced with mustard (my first time—and it was deelish!)
+ handful of French fries
+ bite of a pork chop with cheese sandwich
FATTIE RATING: 5
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SUNDAY, November 11th
Breakfast
+ scrambled eggs
+ piece of Italian bread with I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter olive oil spread
+ cup of coffee with French vanilla and Irish cream creamer
Lunch
+ 2 oz. of steak
+ 2 oz. of light citrus punch
Dinner
+ 2 Hooters spicy chicken wings
Evening Snack
+ 6 more Hooters chicken wings (2 spicy, 4 mild)
+ 2 Pillsbury cinnamon rolls with cream cheese frosting (good frosting!)
+ few sips of ginger ale
+ cup of coffee with French vanilla creamer
+ few sips of Vitamin Water “Formula 50”
FATTIE RATING: 4.25
1 comment:
If only food consumption could be listed as a qualification, I might just have a better job!
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