01.14 - Bad Fiancee

I have this coworker who recently got married, and she always tells me about how she and her husband are trying to eat better and how he does the cooking and tries to incorporate more vegetables into their diet, bla bla bla.

I, on the other hand, feed my fiance chocolate chip cookies, Cinnabons, cream puffs, cheesy breakfast casseroles, slices of deep dish pizza, Dibs, potato chips, fried chicken, burritos, and who knows what else. :\

I am a thoughtlessly gluttonous woman. *sigh*